That's what they were described to me as... Chode pinking shears.

I like how you picked the pinking shears. Nice touch.

If you feel comfortable talking about this to a lowly internet stranger like myself... what is a fourth degree tear like??? My fiance and I are starting to think about planning for a baby but I am frankly tired of this nebulous "tearing" that I keep hearing about. And if you're not comfortable please forget I asked!

Soooo, this baby weighs as much as my 16 week old. My 16 week old, who was 7lbs12 oz at birth, gave me a fourth degree tear anyway. Fuuuuuuuuuuck..... That woman is a superhero!

Wha chu talkin bout Willis?

"I only ate it because my friend's mom offered it to me, and I didn't want to be rude."

i really really question if i could eat something alive

I would cry if Iu had to eat a baby octopus. :( They're so cute!

See, to my taste buds, durian fruit just tasted like a bunch of bananas had sex with onions. Not a favorite.

They smell so bad they're banned from being eaten indoors in Kuala Lampur. That is a stinky fruit.

At least it's not ikizukuri. My dad has seen it while he was in Japan. It's banned in Germany and Australia. It's where you prepare sashimi out of a live fish. Definitely not posting pictures of that here.

I agree. They should have left them at home locked in their crates.

So, sometimes I get flamed on the internet because I admit to leaving my dogs in the car. I don't do it when it's hot or cold. And they're dogs. I lock them in crates at home when I leave them supervised, which is a perfectly acceptable practice, so I consider a car in mild temperatures about the same thing. And I…

If they were "irish twins", it would explain the booze.

also driving with kids after drinking

They call that Irish twins. Siblings who are in the same year at school but not actually twins. My mum has one, her sister is 11 months younger (they are actually also Irish).

Right? I was like, "Wake the kids up and take them inside, go to a liquor store and drink at home, get a babysitter." In less than 10 seconds I thought of three things you could do that will keep your kids safe and not land you in jail. What in the fuck?? And not one parent, but BOTH of them somehow thought this was…

Yeah, I was trying to work it out too. Two and a half=30 months old. 22 months means that the kids are just 9 months apart. Unless one was adopted and then Mom got preggers soon after or during the adoption proceedings.

Wait, so 2-and-a-half year old and 22-month-old...12 months in a year...carry the half-year...numerator...I give up. Math headache.