The usual trick for male underwear models is to use wonder bread. I am not kidding. Its soft and easy to form into a pouch. I first learned this trick as a wardrobe assistant on a photo shoot for the homepage models on the MANHUNT website. Objects in underwear are sometimes smaller than they appear.

Do you know what's even funnier? There's an idiot in the greys complaining that she's playing with her phone while she drives.

I'd pick Astronaut Mike Dexter.

The only thing worse than running into an ex you are not prepared to see yet is accidentally hiring that ex as a stripper for your best friend's bachelorette party.

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Don't lump them all in together, they comprise a family of many individuals and I'm sure there is some love there, but can I get a slow clap for Anna/Chickadee who is calling her mom out on her bullshit, who is encouraging that her own name be put out there as the one who the molester attacked so that this isn't…

When she was about one she really gave the impression that someday she would over throw a South American government.

I have large breasts and I was a total DGAF nurser. I'd already decided at that point that the boobs were there and getting attention all the time no matter what I did anyway. Plus I was a teen mom, so I was already getting all kinds of judgement from everywhere; judgement for how I fed my baby was pretty low on my…

As a small-boobed woman, my anecdata supports your informal theory. Then again, once my kid was latched on, the head pretty much covered up anything worth covering.

Got a really weird mental picture from that.

I don't necessarily think size of breasts would be a determining factor. I am very small-chested, and because of that I feel more ashamed of my breasts. I have always felt uncomfortable getting undressed in front of other people because of embarrassment due to my small size. I mean, I'm pretty sure that's because I…

I was so pissed off, and then I read "fracking for milk." Genius.

The baby should have just stood his ground.

You forgot Step 0: Teach abstinence-only sex education so people think that having sex standing up is a legitimate form of birth control.

Well played :D

That voice crack she had when she said she was "heartbroken"...INHALE, EXHALE...trying not go off here...Seriously, why you gonna go fuck up somebodies day like that tho?? I mean are you fucking for real right now? You going to cancel her appointment to punish her for feeding her baby...before the babies…

I used to be really modest about nursing—using a nursing apron, asking friends if they "minded" if I fed my baby. Now—fuck ALL of that noise. I've got a grumpy, puky, refluxy 3-month-old and we're all fucked if he doesn't get a boob in his mouth yesterday. He's got about 15 seconds until he goes into full freak-out…