What subway tunnel do you live in to bring home 20K in NYC and have savings? I'm assuming you're living with family? Seriously rent controlled? Please tell me your secrets!!!

You should come and bury your head in the sandbox, it'd be the germiest piece of shit yet.

The city. In a multi million dollar home. We might find hypodermic needles in the sandboxes, with feces and in my town, the occasional psychopath’s razor blade... But I live on the ocean where it's pretty much 74 degrees all year round. So, I'll settle for diligence at the playground, thank you very much.

Knowing the family personally, I can fucking assure you that this was an accident. But please, continue with your joke about my family member’s untimely death.

Why in the fuck was there no trigger warning with that? There is not enough weed in the state of Colorado for me to smoke and think this passes for edible. It's nothing short of a hate crime that this showed up in my feed.

Cute. But no. I’ve read the book and I was in college in 1995.

You’re absolutely right. That said, it would be interesting to read a modern day take. She’d have an interesting perspective.

I just hope she writes her book. Can you write a book that will illuminate white people to what it feels like (superficially) to be perceived as black? I think she’s awful at best and a sociopathic pathological liar at worst... But her perspective will be unique.

2 billion Muslims in the world, some of them are even, gasp, feminist. One of the main attractions of Mecca is a gamut one must run which represents the strength and sacrifice of women, who were considered equals in the Koran. Women could own property, inherit business and hold positions of power... The Koran allows…

Wow. It’s like Mad Men never ended!

Excellent. Beautifully written. More stuff like this at Jezebel, please.

Sia is incredible. Nicest person you’ll ever meet. Nate Berkus is so kind and so cute.

So. Many. Stories. LA native, I worked in the industry for years... I could tell you stories about thousands of people, but my favorite is that one time, I saw Jude Law walking out of a public restroom after dropping a deuce most foul. I walked in and nearly gagged on my own vomit.

I never thought I’d read an article about this girl and feel moved to applaud.

“There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana.”

House of pain isn’t really hip hop... That said, not every hip hop artist.. You’ve got Waka Flocka five years ago and....???

Who sampled nirvana? Jay Z? In 2013?

Shit. You might be right. Did you read this?

Every hill resides on top of a fault line, it means nothing. My home is on top of a small fault line, it hasn’t seen activity in 500 years, hire a geologist prior to buying a home and no pools on a hillside.

Live and learn. As Californians we are spoiled. :)