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No one knows this. We have earthquakes every day that relieve pressure off of the faults. Clearly, you're not from here.

I did the same thing. But then I came back... I lived in Portland and hated the hipsters and the slow as fuck drivers and never seeing the sun.

Yeah, but no. LA and NYC are international cultural centers. Just moving down to San Diego makes me feel disconnected from things... I don’t like having to wait for movie to make it to my town! I don’t want to wait until churro ice cream sandwiches start their southern trickle. I live on the ocean, it's 70 degrees

This is bullshit. As a child of a BB addict, I’ll tell you that the princess Di beanie was very popular, we owned at least 40 ourselves and they are worth fuck all.

She looks like a giraffe and I know a chick in Utah who would just love to take a selfie lying down next to her.

This made me laugh so hard I knocked over my coffee. And I wasn’t even bothered. :)

Is there a fucking 12 step program? I have goddamned mom hair

Their leggings are perfection, though. They do produce a quality, albeit prohibitively expensive product.

I used to rent her house in Angelino Heights. She's pretty cool

All hail our benevolent Queen Steamy Vag!

Aw, thanks Brandi.. You're doing God's work sifting through all of these beauty boxes, though. Trial sized items should come with a trigger warning, IMO and you're reviews are always so thoughtful and extensive. :)

And here I thought Cinderella was the front runner for the hardest working corset of 2015.

After spending $50 for my last cowash, I gotta say herbal essences happens to be the best of the bunch and the cheapest!

my birch box was so depressing. I got a lip stain that I'll keep and the rest went into the trash. Three perfume samples? When I specifically stated that I have fragrance allergies? Yikes. I have one box left on my trial offer and I'll never do this again. It's just more shit for the landfills. I'll rejoin my local

Saw this the other day...

"Moon Pantry" sounds like the place I stash my tampons

Preach.

She's like a hot version of Sarah Vowell- without any of the charm, wit or intellect.

Visit LA before you try to describe our basics. Our basics reside in Studio/Culver city. But you also have the east side basics and they're in Highland Park or Angelino heights.. And then there are all the downtown basics. Robertson is for basics visiting from other places...

So lame and petty- just hire a new photographer. They were very polite in their response. I have a catholic gynecologist. He had an religious objection to performing my tubal ligation and referred me to other gynecologists who would be a better fit for the procedure. I still have him as my gynecologist, he is awesome