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I’m quite certain the guy has done exactly what he’s accused of doing, but his point is that it’s very easy to ruin someone’s life now without anything approaching due process. He probably deserves to have his career ruined, but he doesn’t seem confused about the 1st Amendment, or due process.

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

I’m still so young, so I’m just having fun.

In fairness, my zoo membership also functions as my gym membership (lots of walking) and my “dear God, let me out of the house to see some sunlight” pass.

Can we add “too judged”? Because parents that try to let their kids fall down and be more feral and learn from their mistakes get arrested now. Somewhere along the line we made imperfect parenting a crime.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

Or let's stop acting like you have to mourn just because you took a pregnancy test. If you have a late period and don't take a test, you don't mourn. Do people just every let things come and go anymore?

I’m Australian. I just pop in to these sorts of articles to read the comments. I do it to try and work out why you put up with this.

I haven’t found the answer yet.

A thousand times yes. Domestic violence plus guns equals a literal war on women.

She is so right. Guns in America are a women’s rights issue. I don’t know why we let men get away with turning our country into a real life kill-or-be-killed video game.

That's a perfectly rational and balanced response to this story.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I remember a story about the extremely sleep deprived parents of a colicky newborn who packed up and left on a trip in the pre-dawn hours, and their neighbor awoke to find the baby in her car seat sitting in the driveway. Where one or the other parent set her down while they finished loading up the car.

ARE YOU THE DEVIL?

Truly the only appropriate response.

BANNED.

BLOCKED.

Dismissed, blocked, and flagged for hate speech.

Literally more offensive to me than Piss Christ.