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I bet she like, literally would fuck scum. Like on a shower head in a pond or something.

When I think of dElia*s- I think of Dharma and Greg. I think she was solely outfitted via their catalog.

Cute that her stylist came up with this. Way too meta for Ms. Azalea.

Brutal.

I actually had to google DGAF. Haha! I'm an idiot.

YES. Agreed.

I have this weird and informal theory among my friends about this... The "women who cover vs. women who do not cover,"debate... I have a pair of big hooters. Yeah, that's the scientific term.. and I have spent my adult life trying to divert attention from that area. My breasts have been sexualized since they began- so

I am a pretty big fan of you calling your kid "The Dictator." Mine was/is the "Tiny Tyrant". :)

It is Texas. She should have just said that her baby was fracking for milk.

Yes. To answer your question, yes we do. That said, I just had a baby 14 days ago and I have forced myself to shower every other day and look presentable when I go out. It is too easy to fall back into sweatpants. :)

Aw shucks. I love you. :)

They really aren't. They are only glamourous in the first three to four rows and then it is just a lot of working people. Buyers, industry reps, etc. It would be like taking your baby to some business conference. Only with louder music, a light show and a million popping flash bulbs. I am not about to judge her

Okay, this article could not have come at a better time. I'm two weeks away from having a baby. My daughter is almost 3 and very perplexed about this. Anytime we go anywhere she asks, "is this my baby brother's house? Are we going to pick him up here today?" and after I took her to an ultrasound appointment, she

As the mother of a teenaged boy, I'd say, "looks about right".

I was a single mom at 18. I wouldn't call myself a "slut" because- who the fuck uses that word anymore, but I was participating in some rather unhealthy sexual behavior. A lot of this stemmed from my relationship with my mother, who is of the "sex is dirty and disgusting, let us never speak of it" mindset and my

Medieval Times is NOT in LA. It is in Orange County. Buena Park to be specific.

I will say, no matter what you think of his decision to hand an uzi to an 9 year old... he raised some pretty incredible children of his own.

You won the internet today, Mark Shrayber. :)

You are claiming that poor people are more ignorant? Because they are poor?