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You just won the internet IMHO. :) Thanks for that.

I think it is pretty badass, personally. Great ad. I like that she is challenging a stereotype of models, would the haters rather she be purging in a bathroom stall? That woman and the longevity of her career are a testament to a good diet and a lot of exercise, She is strong and lean and fit as fuck. Good on her.

At least you have a shot at having the weather get cold this year.

right? Kinda Andy Warhol, but in a bad way, no?

Now this is a gorgeous look on her. Unlike the Michaels craft explosion she was wearing during her performance.

That costume is really wretched and ill-fitting. I don't know who designs these monstrosities, but she needs a new stylists and that stylist needs a new costumer. The bra is so bad and the really obvious way they are trying to hide spanx on nicki, just brutal, that "dirty ass" look is just unattractive. She's got a

Oh no! Our beaches are not teaming with vermin, they kind of kick it around parking lots and such. They eat with the seagulls leave behind. You'd never see one running across the sand, The gulls would eat them on sight!

I expect for disappointment all around on this wedding night.

Rats are assuredly not common in homes in Los Angeles. (shudder). You see them scurrying in the streets of downtown and maybe at the beach.. but no, not in actual homes.

I saw the breaking news that her body was recovered when a friend posted a link from People.com..... The comments on that shit are seriously making me stroke out.

Oh no! Not me!

Okay- what the heck am I missing here, what are "the greys"? Pretty please enlighten me.

God, I remember days folding and stacking those jeans at the Gap. They make me weep. That ankle cut, the button fly.. the wide set pockets. These are actually painful to look at. I think these jeans need a trigger warning.

pointing to my nose, and pointing to you. :)

Yeah, I was out of the target demographic by the time this movie came out. It was complete shit, but more than anything I resented it because it ruined my ability to listen to any of of the bands on the soundtrack again. And I really liked some of those bands.

Because dogs will not grow up to type a comment to a jezebel contributor.

You know.. if you've lived to be 63- and you've slugged it out and fought the good fight... and nothing has changed and you live a life of daily misery..... I think you're old enough to make the informed decision to end that misery.

I never said to burn the witch. I said that she is an entitled asshole. And if you find yourself defending her, congrats, you're an asshole, too.

No, it makes her a terrible, selfish asshole. And if you find yourself defending her, congrats- you're an asshole, too.

No, she is a lazy asshole. I've got four and I never, ever changed a diaper in a dining room of a restaurant. It is completely inexcusable. I also don't change a diaper on my dining room table in the middle of dinner for the same reason (or on a dining room chair for that matter)