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It looks like she was slathered in shaving cream when a mosquito net fell on her head. Everything she does is just off, she tries too hard to be a sophisticate, but she never has had an ounce of class.

Well, she landed herself one beautiful woman, there.

I don't think it is him. Because she said she didn't find him that attractive. And like, GOOD GOD WOMAN!

Interesting... I'm not one of those judgey perfect moms, I'm not. I am a total hothead and I swear like a trucker... but I don't regret my kids. My son will be 20 in June and I have a toddler. I'll be child rearing for FORTY FUCKING YEARS. I wish I could put them in a sort of carbonite deep freeze for a few months, so

Hey, I have a 17 year gap between my first and my second. That is pretty much the DSM definition for post-partum. :) gather together your support team and you'll be aces, lady. It is not as hard as you think... the gap was WAY harder.

Irish twins, lady. Been there!

If you are under 12 weeks, you have a transvaginal ultrasound. I had them with my kids, because I was prone to eptopic pregnancy. Until the placenta and uterus is large enough, they cannot get a clear image through your stomach.

What a narcissistic fucktard.

I am handy as fuck. :) I do all of this stuff and just this weekend, installed all new doorknobs, and bathroom cabinetry and tile myself. I never feel more powerful then when I'm wielding a chainsaw at my citrus trees or a holding a drill. It is a major tun on.

Hey, maybe she is Inuit. They (as well as other cultures) used to kill their offspring after birth because early term abortions were too risky. Maybe she's a super trendsetter and in these days of 24 hour assaults on our rights as women, infanticide is the new RU486? I dunno. She had her reasons. And, if you look

Thanks for making an assumption on my background with drug addiction.

I got chicken pox at 28. I don't recommend getting chicken pox at 28. I am pretty sturdy, but it was not fun and I was hospitalized for a week. The worst thing that happened, though was that I infected a woman who was pregnant. And I really don't want to get into specifics here, but the baby was born with

This is some bullshit to assume that she is a junkie. She could be narcoleptic, diabetic, hypoglycemic or epileptic. Her daughter

I am fucking DYING over that dress. Nothing last night even comes close.

That is the best you've got? I'm sinister?

Rich people hire surrogates.

Regardless of how much families pay to "adopt" a child, the adoption itself is a lengthy, legal process. I see families get rejected every, single day. And some of these families have a lot of money. But if the background check turns up with criminal activity, or the home study turns up something detrimental, their

These adoptions account for a larger percentage than agency adoptions. Just FYI. Private party (non-agency) adoptions are usually the preferred method of both parties. But you still have to pay for the social workers and home studies and medical costs.

COMMIT YOURSELF.

I have three adopted children myself and I have been an adoption lawyer here in california for nearly 20 years.