God knew what he was thinking when he made you infertile. You're a total piece of shit troll.

I don't have any idea where the hell you would live that would cost you 50K to adopt a child.

This is a lie. There is no job, you are just a troll.

yeah, it is so illogical. Who would ever make the logical leap that you are a pedophile?

He is a diabolical piece of shit. I hope this finally catches up to him.

Thanks for this article, because the last one I read on Jezebel, the one that said that we shouldn't hold Woody's marriage to Soon-Yi against him, yeah... that one can suck my ass.

I think the fact that he was fucking his common-law step daughter, including nude pictures of her taken possibly when she was underage, is COMPLETELY FUCKING RELEVANT.

I just think it is a little tight in the bodice. The other photo shows that she doesn't have an inch to play with, so you know it looked all bumpy when she sat down. It also doesn't fit her in the shoulder and sleeve, as you can see from the ill fit in the armpit. She needs to size up. Because this is adorable, but I…

Just so fake. It sounds like my 13 year old cousin's Beiber fan fiction.

Or probably because you're too nasty a person to have a sense of humor. Instead you prefer to troll comment threads and be a downer. But that's fine. I forgive you, because I pity you. You and your stuffed cats have a nice weekend, dear.

And I am sorry that my prior sarcastic comment went over your head... thanks for being the hyperbole hall monitor of this thread, we really needed it.

Yeah, I'm super afraid of making a fool of myself on a Jezebel comment thread. That's right up there with being concerned about a potential Bigfoot attack and a demon possession.

It's edgier than a box of sponges.

No, I didn't watch the episodes.. they were unwatchable. I tried the cable cord, I reset my monitor, made sure the power cord was plugged in, but nothing. I did get some scrambled images at some point... rehab, random lesbian sex, boring dinner party, pathetic people, donkey-faced boys... but I couldn't really follow.…

I think you don't like it because the writing is super shitty. You've seen all of this before, it isn't edgy.. it is just sloppy. Lazy and sloppy.

Well, you clearly read them, because you responded. So, nanny-nanny boo-boo

Find someone with HBO and borrow their password for HBO Go. Then you can just watch it online legally. I think I can have up to 12 users with mine.

This show is THE WORST. Last night's episodes were just unwatchable.

And that was not a response to you, splatterfilm, that was a response to all the sensitive sallies here on this thread.

So lame. The episode had nothing to do with Kim Kardashian's body type. It was about her abuse of photoshop and how in person she looks like a troll. This was not an attack on her curvaceous form, but that she is selling a dangerous lie. That even SHE doesn't look like her photos. That even SHE can't live up to the…