“Nothing happened” is, by far and away, the most common “consensual sexual event” in my house.

you don’t keep a healthy supply of them on hand at all times for exactly these kinds of situations? I keep one in the car, one in the garage, and two at work. That annoying guy at the mall that gets too close when waiting for your parking spot: he gets a rat in the face. Regional manager visiting at work “just…

Sebastian gorka is pretty much Mike from Spaced....

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The burning question now is what happened when the scientist after 3 days turned the monkey back on?

Just because you didn’t like being buggered by an ugly, foul-smelling creature does not give you the right to dehumanize him and call him a baboon. He has a name, and he’s going to be president of the United States. Show some respect!

I don’t know about the Mavica, but my first digital, an Olympus I bought in 1997, took 0.3 megapixel pictures (640x480) and cost $695.

Your mom never complains...

i do this sometimes with frozen strawberries.

PEDANT ALERT: Aren’t those “bollards”?

Heard it from a friend whoooooo...

You’re the one who chose to go behind the person with the full cart. That person owes you nothing other than to reasonably be prepared to pay quickly and smoothly.

Eh....I think this is only an issue because oversensitive liberal white folk who can’t use those words don’t understand using words like that to make jokes about yourself or just saying the words in general without censoring ourselves because we can. Remember all the clutched pearls over the president saying ‘nigger’?…

HAHA! I’M NOT GONNA UNGRAY YOUR OTHER COMMENT! YOU LOSE SUCKER!!

The money shot...

ALMOST? Thanks, i’ll stop replaying the video over and over like I’m watching the Zapruder film. Saved me some trouble.

is that what the kids call it now? Cleaning the skillet?

YOU MUST ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THIS SITE IS FOR THE AMERICAN BROS AND HERE WE ARE ONLY GUESTS, AND NOT MUCH LIKED AS WELL.

Admittedly a bone-head move by mom..... But cussin’ her out and acting like a little snowflake? I’d bet mom bought the motorcycle for the coddled prince, cooks his meals, does his laundry and makes his bed. If I treated my mom like that she’d run me over just to give me a real reason for swearing at her.