And where did you go to collage? Are little pieces of paper stuck all over your diploma?

I was feeling really bummed today, then i saw this. ahahahahaha thanks!

Hittin’ threes on AND off the court

This is a cry for help.

I thought it was more of a description of his internal monologue when he was passing by the seafood counter.

That’s all he wrote?

Bruh lmao

Why butterflies, everyone asked? Lauren explained that she and Bobby had been moved by a Radiolab podcast about the transformation of the butterfly in chrysalis, which resonated with them (her) in terms of the transformation changes that marriage would bring to their relationship. him, hopefully.

That’s all fine and well until Costco unilaterally decides to stop selling instant mashed potatoes, with absolutely no warning.

Could you BE any more ludicrous?

Fans: Actually, we’ll take the noodle-armed QB who can run an offense over one who can throw the football 80 yards but can’t complete a pass to a wide open man 5 yards down the field.

Too easy

Too easy

Everyone always says “oh, it’s to be expected” and “par for the course” and “just the way these big games are”...

I wish him the best of luck with his next goal, losing his virginity. Which shouldn’t be a problem since he probably has a 7 figure net worth. Nothing makes women drop the panties faster than a fat wallet.

I usually love the image work here, but come on, y’all know this isn’t what Drew was wearing.