I had a brown out yesterday, had to go home change my pants.

The trick is to stare at the moon not the sun.

I couldn’t climb 29 storeys in 22 minutes if I took the stairs.

Jan 27th 1040pm

Killer tortoises, when they are angered it’s best to run, or at least a brisk walk

That’s a shame his love for the D isn’t reciprocated. 🥅

His mom is Madonna?

Hi Doug!

I’m sure “apologyguy” is sorry you feel this way.

I don’t understand all the hate here. Pepsi has united everyone, everywhere in agreement. This ad is a 💩.

Do you think Comcast will offer a VPN for 7.99 pcm? It wouldn’t surprise me

Do you think Comcast will offer a VPN for 7.99 pcm? It wouldn’t surprise me

The bit with the snake always reminds me of The Birthday Party.

Good Lord, that’s the fucking joke!

Yes but what did you have to eat?

As your browsing habits are valuable and Comcast et al will make money from selling them surely this will lead to a reduction in our cable bills. It’s a win win!

Needs a Muslim angle, although Juan Bin Laden would’ve been too much Mohammed Garcia would’ve passed.

Reminds me so much of that sex tape I made with my wife.

Maybe he has “Trump hands”

I think I may have been a victim of such an attack last night on the way home from the pub. I awoke at 4am in an alley and had soiled my breeches. Fortunately I was still breathing perhaps they had administered a too small dose?

Sexy......Non?