Actually if you check your Linux mainframe tablets USB ports they are riddled with ISIS decepticon sleeper cells.

It’s obviously a sheep. I thought this would be the main, oft repeated, comment but I guess most people reading and writing this are city slicker types who don’t know shit about even toed ungulates.

Greg is now divorced

“It’s shitty” Runs DNC

Pizza beer cozie, now this. Is everything ok?

Where is sexy harambe? I demand a sexy harambe!

And why would irony curdle your coffee? Unless you are little miss muffet

He’s Bubba’s, Cubba’s, Dubba’s, Eubba’s and Fubba’s brubber, i mean brother.

Think the word is “screen” not sure though. I reckon it would take around an hour to get a new phone just as you want it. If this blogger thinks an hour of his time is worth more than three cents he is lying. He’s a blogger.

Hey you know what would be even better than this? Doing this while dressed as a creepy clown! Think of the views! Think if it went viral! Think of killing yourself!

Aw shucks he’s not interested in fame he’s so homey! SO WHY ARE YOU WEARING THE SAME DISTINCTIVE SWEATER? SO YOU CAN GO GRAB SOME PUSSY? PARLAY YOUR 15 MINUTES INTO SOME COED SNATCH? GOD, YOU MAKE SICK!

Good to see schuey back on the podium. Quite the recovery

Half the price gets you the graphics card, the processor and windows 10.

Taxing gambling winnings is dumb, if you tax the winners then the losses must be tax deductible, more people lose than win so net tax revenue is negative. But it does tax the SINNERS! So that’s a hell yeah in America.

Oh I wouldn’t know, I only listen to “the wireless” I find television a bit gauche.

Douche and a turd sandwich were the terms used on a PBS radio show I heard last week.

At least it’s not as bad as the last time he saw some dudes handling their weapons in public.

Hopefully if they make contact with aliens there is an English speaker on staff so they can communicate.

Headphone jack?

I have read the arguments in the comments and as long as we continue to communicate using English (THE language of the imperialists and oppressors) we will never resolve these issues. I call on all my comrades to throw off the shackles of this old white man’s language and learn a new way to communicate, I myself…