And it turns out that the employee is a fan of CHARLESTON NORTHERN, or whoever the fuck, their greatest rivals!

You could always buy an adapter for your adapter’s adapter.

British plugs are the best in the world.

As a politician it doesn’t matter what she does, it’s what she says that’s important.

Tom better have a good alibi

Ironically enough it’s shitbutter © a front-end emoji based user-friendly (lol) app.

Set up multiple accounts! Remember to make one a sexy person so you can go fuck yourself!

Grow a pair of tits? How would that help?

If it’s that much of a problem just refuse to serve them.

It may not be a cake, but that’s not a uniform he’s wearing you bloody wankers.

When will women stop sending nudes? As a man on the internet and on dating sites I am inundated with pics from women who think a picture of their various gaping holes is an acceptable way to introduce themselves. Also ladies remember to wipe your butt before squatting over your phone.

Ah the presidential debates have started.

Actually I own the term “generic junk” and your use of the term infringes so many patents, copyrights and trademarks. If you would prefer to avoid costly legal bills I recommend we come to a settlement now. ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Apparently it’s a mob of underemployed youth, incidentally if you mention you can do the “Melbourne shuffle” when applying for a mortgage nothing happens.

There are classes for counter strike? Wow!

True. But it is in NYC, despite the propagandists stating otherwise, and that is pretty much a foreign country. Agree with the name it sounds japanish and those guys are the sneakiest Muslims around.

NYC cranes are the worst! Liberal cranes with no backbone are always going to crumble under stress. Democrats are all about apps, media and homosexuality. Trump is literally Viagra for cranes. Let’s make cranes cranes again.

In the future i bet the imps wish everyday is like the 12th of July.

Yeah but it’s from your wife who you’ve been banging for a decade. BORING!

Dad loves golf, mom hates dad. Hit him where it hurts.