you fucked a gopher. Lol (with you not at you)

It is complicated that's why I only go there for the sides and to fuck overweight thirty something waitresses.

i just dialed that number. I now have a date this weekend!

theres an animated gif of this incident. Its creepy.

what a fucking idiot.

hes obviously ginger, middle aged and wants to fuck barely legal Asians. He's very much like them.

oversexed means wanting sex more than your partner. If you can find no one to make the beast with two backs with then you are oversexed.

he's probably stayed with her because she gives great head. Republican women gives the best blowies as they have sucked so much cock while saving their lady garden of enchantment for the wedding night.

I found the stash too. My MOTHER told me Santa sent them early to reduce his workload at Xmas. I believed her. I was a lot older than five too.

what's the female equivalent of bro?

"Richard considered his cocaine a necessary stimulant on the job "

The only possible reason for the saturn braking i can come up with is that they are local and that area is a popular speed trap and they were getting back to the speed limit. Oh thought of another reason - moron.

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wow Mohammed, Islam hasnt created this much of a shitstorm in NYC for years.

i thought the 4th dimension was smell. Am I an idiot?

Judging by their faces im guessing one did and the other got stage fright

I was going to say that but they are kids and now you look super creepy.

well if they didn't have six bucks between them they probably weren't spending money in her restaurant so i imagine most managers would talk to them if for no other reason than to tell them to fuck off. Although I've never been in a fast food restaurant so I'm not sure of the correct etiquette in these situations.…

She sounds like a glory hunter, knew exactly what she was doing. It must've been shity for shitaye to have her moment ruined

if he really was all powerful he would've paid for an abortion.