and another thing I just realized stassi is pronounced Stacy and not stasi which I thought was a really weird homage to the east german secret police. Also nice of the boys moms to only give them three letter names, makes it easier to say and, once they learn to read and write, spell.

those people look like walking STDs. My crotch is itching just looking at them (and not in a good way)

you know what's even cooler rushing to the comments section to criticize people criticizing people for joking.btw I've got a full on chubb right now.

yup very true thats why you never see any commercials for big brands because they don't need anymore publicity. I can't see any holes in your argument at all!

it was probably toysrus. 20 grand for this much publicity? Cheap.

cake sitting is also a 'thing' but you probably knew that.

whats the big deal? Hasn't everyone shit on the floor at least once? I know I've shit on the floor at least three times but as long as you clean up after yourself its OK isn't it? I assumed pretty much everyone has shit on the floor, especially if you've lived a colorful, difficult, exciting and crazy life. I'm not…

i set the bar at - don't shit your pants today and if I can get home with clean underwear then its been a good day. I would say 5 or sometimes 6 days a week are good days

what a cnut

20% is your base? Man why dont you bring back slavery. 50% is my base and if its good i just double the bill, if its exceptional i let them fingerbang my wife.

I have a three week old shit sandwich. EAT IT!

bloody stools

swingers are the worst. Always wanting you to fuck their wife and they are never good looking. The only good thing about being in a traditional marriage is you can use it as an excuse to not to fuck swingers

If you have no retirement plans at the age of 40 either get a wealthy spouse or elderly wealthy relatives who will die around the time you hit 60 (your parents perhaps) otherwise start looming for a nice bridge to live under. Alternatively start planning an oceans 11 type heist - upside you get lotsa $$$$$ downside…

Sitting around masturbating doesnt pay, doing it on a webcam will pay. Its how i can affors to treat myself to a starbucks once a month

Are there any cumshots? Are there any gape shots? Or should i wait for nextnextgen?

Why oh why oh why must we be subjected to this terminally dull post by darkswann

what do i get for 13 friends and no fans?

If you have a good job and are sober