This is AMERICA! If he cant go to a football game get drunk and make of an ass of myself on a sunday then al qaeda have won. FUCK YEAH

My HS was a pubic hs too. It was a cunt of a place full of dicks

Shit just got real

No! You charge your bill paying credit card to another credit card there paying off all your bills AND your credit card. What could possibly go wrong. Also my electric company charges extra to pay by credit card and my mortgage company doesn't allow credit card payments which is DUMB

maybe her best friend IS black. Black people can be fat too you Nazi! Fat Albert for example also the weather girls

i don't have space on my walls as they are covered in nudey pics of your mom.

i don't have space on my walls as they are covered in nudey pics of your mom.

She's Scottish they don't have salad bowls perhaps they used lard bowls or something

does anyone have a breakdown of the nyt employees by race gender and religion and also who makes the big bucks? Also for comparison other media outlets....

cmon its been 5 minutes FFS

alas m'lady but we are legion. BTW do you fancy a swift libation or three before retiring to my humble abode where we can attempt to make the beast with two backs but alas the little fellow will fail me again and you can hold me as I cry and tell you about MOTHER?

ballcuzi seems out of place in this list, it seems pleasant and I would have no shame in requesting it. Are you sure you don't have to shit in the bowl first?

Breaking news - skeleton shoves dildo up bald mans ass while playing jenga.

she has them in the wrong hands OR she shouldve said snacks and sodas. no wonder she never went national. FREAKING AMATEUR

when you get there do you suck someone off to stay rent free? if so you are doing it right!

this is fairly common in the uk - parents betting that their kid will get an international cap etc etc. any high street bookmaker will take the bet - you can bet on anything that isnt distasteful (eg you cant bet on a celebrity dying but you couldve bet on the oj trail outcome). Bookmakers love these bets, for every…

i am from the uk and live in the us. my dick wont fit in a uk sized toilet paper roll - i havent tried a us one - or i may not and continue believing im girthy mcgirthgirth. i have the flu today so im not sure if i could muster up an erection but if i remember ill fuck a us toilet paper roll soon. stay tuned (not…

cool beans reminds me a lot of these guys

it is brazils 9/11

why be sad for him? why not his wife - what if she is really a ghost and needs to communicate with him and she cant log in to her accounts cos he deleted them all. imagine how frustrating that must be if you are a GHOST and cant log in for ETERNITY....obviously ghosts cant just set up new accounts because if they…