do one with gorbachev then you get the recommend.

good point i thought the same thing but with spanish because i thought columbo was spanish.

the above graph is from betfair, which is a P2P betting exchange - betfair arent a bookmaker - the book is created by gamblers and betfair takes its cut (1-3% if i remember correctly). You can bet on an outcome or bet against an outcome(lay). Its quite interesting and good fun. Betting odds are decimal and increase…

yeah but back then people would delete emails. CRAZY DAYS !

if she smokes she pokes - this is the only "law" which holds up 100% of the time

i tried to guess the dead one without looking at the text. i didnt get it right - unless rudie has died today.

reverse it! it will be so much happier - oh noes my house has exploded and its now all sorted phew

having twitter is my greatest wish too - i dream that one day i can find their "homepage" and sign up but i fear its a pipedream of mine and twitter will remain exclusively for the rich and famous. life is so cruel

yeah he also deleted the line where he said nick denton sucks donkey cocks while fingering the sweaty donkey a-hole. HES SNEAKY!

this is you

in the us cider is(or was) also used for apple juice - in the uk cider has always been used ONLY for alcoholic apple drink. its good that most of your fellow countrymen are coming round to the british (and therefore correct) usage of cider.

popular among student, only downside if/when you puke it back up its hell to get out of a carpet.

very true and when they do finally get it in the climax can be seen on all their joyful faces.

yes you are right - too rich for ultimate frisbee? come play lacrosse (or lax as some people call it which confuses me as lax is a word and an airport)

what does the V stand for? is it vagina for hire. ew these two are just scum. but hes worse obv.

so why do people want to be a cheerleader? - i always imagined that these women were paid a good wage for this, ie they were top of the tree for "booth babes". is it a prestige thing?

all horses get five weeks vacation, which is more vacation than you will ever get.

i know! pink shorts ffs

i guess i got my cock caught in my zipper or im allergic to onions. or theres a fire and the sprinklers are on. or its ball sweat dripping on my face or something else equally tired and lame. rec and die

hey naysayer! why dont you post a cliched piece of crap about crying like every other braindead boring unoriginal cockfarting FUCKING ASSHOLE has? huh just say something about allergies or onions or ANYTHING! god i cant wait till these morons move on. seriously one time it was original, the next few times maybe…