what this article ignores is the obvious third way - lying down. as a part time gigolo, full time game player my professions allow me to spend most of my life laying down. so far i havent had cancer. also its difficult to get angry when laying down - the world would be a better place if we all just lay down. zero…

although he probably had more legroom and didnt have to smell everyones farts.

its a dog in a bear costume, its a mythical creature from ireland called a caioegh that apparently guards you in the afterlife

i told my wife last night we were going to the burger king drive thru then home so she could suck my cock. only one of these things happened. chicks eh?

whoopi, like any other woman who can allegedly lick herself out, just doesnt give a fuck.

i imagine jenny's ring to be quite big - bout the size of a fist perhaps.

wasnt that taylor swift?

this is correct. everyone else is an overly romantic needy asshole who hates sleep

twix is a biscuit, like hobnob, trio and club. fuck you america and your shit "biscuits"

i am older than 24 and was(were? i dont even know anymore!) one of the finest minds of my generation but as most of my posts now prove i am now a barely literate moron.

im more a mikes hard lemonade kinda guy - i dont need shelves as i just put my stuff on the floor. Bad news tho ladies - im taken.

MEN!

apparently she thinks you are a right cunt who smells funny. so i guess it cancels out

people may mock but i can predict that people WILL DIE in april. some of these people will be MURDERED. come back here on the 1st of may (assuming you have survived) and i will show evidence of dead people (ie links to news articles about the dead/murdered people - not pics of their corpses, im not killing them - i…

This is the Adam Levine-est thing I've ever laid eyes upon.

actually its from 1936 with color added

i reckon he morally failed all over someones big ole titties then used a pair of ladies drawers to wipe it up. she was pissed went to pastor bobs boss (immediate boss, not god or jesus) and he got asked to resign.

no but you're momma is. theirs no need too be mean. its so unnecessary

big deal - the thing is tiny - its actually smaller than my cock. how much damage could it possibly do?