its not "blacked out"! there are people other than whites you know. eugh seriously

what are tps reports? i noticed them mentioned in a drew mcgary article earlier today too. is it a work thing? cos i dont work, i have a wife for that.

imagine making sweet love to this lady and just as you are reaching the vinegar strokes you look into her eyes and you will see her dad, hear the baywatch theme and pow! the moment is gone

people will now be chopping off the front legs of their cats just to get hits on their youtube vids MARK MY WORDS!

its a type of ape or monkey or something that sings vocals for u2.

IF Three out of every four Amurricans born between 1973 and 1995 have ink AND 59% of them are women what percentage of male amurricans born between 73 and 95 have tattoos? (assume a 50/50 male female split) MATH IS FUN!

i think farrah needs to change her name before the little girl gets old enough to get onto google. MOM! why did you want me aborted? MOM! why were you called a backdoor teenmom? MOM!

id never let a dude wearing a bowtie babysit my children, if you get my drift.

plus video games are a younger demographic but give it a few years.....

courtney love looks like a biped heather mills - i hope she hooks up with paul mccartney

weirdo

i think its the similar makeup but there is definitely a likeness between Divine and her. ive seen it before too.

whenever i read about paris hilton i deliberately read her name as pari shilton and imagine that she is the daughter of peter shilton. i dont need to explain who that is as this is jezebel and if their readers dont know who he is no one does. it amuses me marginally.

i used them a few years ago and it was garbage - horrible cheap flowers arrived my gf phoned them up and demanded they give me a full refund. they did. she also said she phoned them up because im too much of a pussy to complain. i am.

less of the racism please - next you will say he has a big dong because he is black.

r u sure? three stripes means adidas so maybe adidas make their uniforms?

i pour heavy cream on my ice cream and its fucking delicious - skimmed milk is basically water. if you want milk get milk not watery milkpiss. GO BIG OR GO HOME!FULLFAT ALL THE WAY

this is a game for the 1%ers.

oh well perhaps she will do better in the local pub quiz or perhaps a game of jenga or maybe unlock a couple of achievements on her xbox all accomplishments which carry greater weight than 3rd in a "skeleton" race.

she needs to give it an airing every now and again - "stinky cunt sonja" is what the other gals probably dont call her.