"Residents of more churchgoing cities' spent about 47 seconds longer per visit than their non-religious counterparts."

i have a friend who works in a restuarant and served him dinner last night - he had three starters, three entrees and three desserts.

man i need to read further down before posting. :(

ever watched the beginning of the simpsons ? id guess its number 1 in the world unless there are some famous chinese couches.

ive been sending articles to Jezebel asking them to help promote my campaign for the speed skaters to wear bikinis or perhaps nude so far they havent published it. Im trying to do something to promote women in sports which would normally be right up their street but the frigid lesbians at jezebel are too dumb to…

what do you mean small - thats average isnt it?

QR = quim redux?

where is this picture taken? does anyone know?

how likely is it to come out then?100%?90%?0%? i must know and im not going to google it.

i know! its nice hes paying it but spending 465 is hardly super generous (unless he only had 500 bucks). I spent more over xmas on ungrateful family members but did i make the news? did i fuck!)

almost, i just need to see a skier fall face forwards and the barking dog mounts while barking.

Michael Crabtree really needs to let this go. Hes a mediocre youtube poster, a mediocre conspiracy theorist and when you put a mediocre conspiracy theorist up against me THE BEST CONSPIRACY THEORIST IN THE LAND! there will be only one winner.

eh? i was saying everywhere else considers a skirt a feminine item of dress. i dont consider the kilt a feminine item of clothing but what i will say is that rugby is a well known pastime for closet cases. "Grab my bum Hector! we are going into a scrum"

macgood - its not ireland although when ireland passes it (probably in around 2514) ive got my gerald fitzpatrick and patrick fitzgerald joke all ready.

so dressing in clothing considered feminine is a gay thing is it? seriously id expect this on reddit or deadspin but on jezebel by the FREAKING AUTHOR! my mockrage is off the scale!

true dat - the "average" american woman could eat one of these covered in batter and dipped in a cheese like substance in one sitting, washed down with a large diet cok

but is there a mcdonalds? americans would forgive everything as long as they can get a burger and maybe a starbucks.

wow you sound so mature!

im not an expert on cows but arent they supposed to have udders and those "cows" he meets are actually steers? ie castrated males, not that theres anything wrong with gay animals but i dont think thats what the advertiser was going for. then again they may be cows and its hetero cow sex.

Listen son, get off the internet and go to bed you SCHMUCK!