Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

his explanation of how he got prescribed a weed card kills me every time: “I just said I saw a dog.”

In a weird way, this video looks exactly the same as the PS2 version to me. Not because it isn’t a vast improvement, but because I’ve romanticized my memories of my favourite game so much that this was how I always pictured it.

On the 9th day of A Christmas Prince watching Netflix gave to me, 9 million retweets a mocking.

Now this is a good dilemma.

Christopher Plummer has now been digitally inserted into all of the episodes of TOS as Sulu.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

BACK IN MY DAY WE SUCKED ON WET SPONGES STRUNG AROUND OUR NECKS AND RESOAKED THEM WITH OUR TEARS

It took three, four days for my back and shoulders to recover from the film induced tension.

I’m in a similar place. I either didn’t like it at all because it was over the top pretentious, way too on the nose with its allegory, and more concerned with shock than substance, or I loved it for having the courage necessary to bludgeon an audience with a singularly unique vision, conventions of popular moviemaking…

If Fred Ottman makes an appearance, I’m there.

I haven’t seen one of these WOT posts in forever! And from the looks of the comments, neither have many others.

Here today, gone Trevorrow.

Two games I wish they’d remaster:

Hot take: Ben Wyatt is far superior to Jim Halpert.

Ha excellent thoughts. Glad my stupid comment elicited such a good response. I enjoy all three, though I’m just now getting into brooklyn 99. It seems dumber, and more ridiculous, in a way I love. It suits Andy Samberg of course.

Parks and Rec is the superior show.

Wow. The show must’ve gotten a lot more graphic after I stopped watching.

“Best way to keep bread fresh is stick it in the fridge.”

That’ll dry it out! Please understand that I mean no disrespect when I say that your people are monsters. 

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…