The most American, pernicious thing the makers of the new Death Note have done is to turn Light not just white, but “good”: to make him an average kid, an understandably misunderstood victim.

O’Neal, I don’t blame you for this mess. You’re not a tech guy and you’re trying to do your job as best as you can. But frankly this is really frustrating.

DC and Warner Bros. are doing a fantastic job providing an example of how to royally screw up a cinematic universe.

Can we make a page just to bitch about Kinja?

Well, I did the “Claim your account” thing and it took me to a Disqus page, then the browser just closed. Am I verified? I fucking hate this already.