You're thinking of Bill Paxton

The LEGO Movie totally stole his idea for a double-decker couch.

NFL disrupter

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams...”

no shit!

Slavia Prague’s owner’s reaction to drawing that group of death is how we should all deal with life everyday:

Damn shame about the Bury Boys, amirite?

And nary a mention of VAR or MLS.

Won’t be long before they’re 1.83 metres under.

“Everybody wishes they could be healthy all the time,” said Tom Brady. “It is a contact sport and he’s certainly had his fair share of injuries, so guys retire at different times. I’m sure Luck’s choice of retiring now in the height of nightshade season is coincidental. Maybe he’s just dehydrated.”

Came here for this, leaving satisfied. 

I’m looking forward to his next scorching hot take that either Barcelona or Real Madrid are going to win La Liga this season.

Man City and the Pool Boys*

Liverpool and Man City running the league from the get-go? Congrats on the 1,000 words to tell us what we already fucking knew three games ago...

But how did VAR fuck things up?

Here’s what I love about Jim Irsay:

I’m already preparing my blog post about how VAR marred this take.

An MLS blog that is honest about what it is but also complimentary of the entertainment the game provided?

*Checks author*

That’s out of this world

Oye meng, WoW!