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Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Imagine writing about all these people that allegedly don’t deserve to witness a World Series in person, all while knowing that a putz like Dan Shaughnessy has 

Yea to be honest I don’t mind Joe Buck at all. I don’t get the overwhelming dislike/hatred this guy gets.

More interesting is that when UE was staring down Finn Devitt (what I’m calling him now) doing the UE thing, he answered by doing the finger gun to Gargano and walking away. Styles/Gallows/Anderson all tweeted to him, giving me hope that we get UE vs. OC at War Games. I really don’t care that it’s a long shot and it…

I’m in a fairly large wrestling group chat and for the past few weeks they have been touting AEW’s show non-stop (I, myself have just been watching NXT...not a fan of AEW, but I’m not a WWE loyalist). This was the first week they were all talking about something that NXT did.

“BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

Robot umps wouldn’t tweet. Just sayin’.

“I don’t see the problem here.”

So when Darnold gets cut by the Jets in a couple years can it be mandated that he gets signed by the Saskatchewan Roughriders of the CFL instead of becoming an NFL backup? The jerseys are nearly identical so we’d get more life out of this gif?

“It’s Jared Harris, exactly as you’ve seen him before!”

Have to give Chapman credit for not properly blaming God for being against him in the postgame press conference

When you’ve written 2 articles 2 months into the season saying “It’s Either Liverpool or Man City for the Title!” you just have to write 3rd. Everyone knows this.

Kinda bullshit they went with this over Slippery Stairs when attempting to port one of the ESPN Ocho Day Events into the Olympics.

Thank you, XFL!

I work in NYC and Friday a large chunk of my office was talking baseball and commiserating about the Yankees. As a Marlins fan I brought up the fact my team has lost 203 games over the past two season, so really you guys don’t have it bad. A co-worker brought up the “this would be the first decade since the Ottoman…

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I’ve noticed a lot of Yankees fans pulling the old “it’s the playoffs you have to play through the pain!” card on twitter. And most of them don’t realize just how painful and debilitating a quad issue is for a person of Giancarlo Stanton’s size