“As I made clear in that note, candy touches on nearly every aspect of life — from Halloween to Easter to Christmas and more. We believe that Deadspin reporters and editors should go after every conceivable story, as long as it has something to do with candy. We are sorry that some on the Deadspin staff don’t agree…

Actual lol at this.

Or bears playing with soccer balls. See sports!

“Stick is candy!”

My kids

I appreciate the commentariat keeping the email address alive. Despite the original post requesting respectful feedback, I fear I may have strayed from that directive. The terms “sackless cowards” and “kindly fuck off” may have been used.

I have no regrets. 

Hey, let’s talk about how G/O media are such gutless scum that they took down all of the posts across the kinjaverse about how awful the autoplaying videos are and how to contact the ownership about it.

+1 Cufflink.

The game was ump’d by Enrico Palazzo.

Your screen name is criminally understarred. Well done Very Stable Real Man of Genius.

This comment is criminally under starred. Bravo.

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Hours after his crowning moment of tritrumph of killing an ISIS leader no one outside of foreign policy circles really cared about, Trump wilts in the face of Natittude.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I’m honestly surprised that the players wont be independent contractors. 

How do I ban someone from just this comment thread?

I am simultaneously starring this and booing this.

Ripley is Must See TV.  Believe it or not.