It took a multi-team trade for Miami to lose him in the shuffle. That is some good management.

He’s terrible and I never thought the heat would be able to get rid of him. He is the quintessential example of a player who got paid and is just going to coast.

Joe Westworld

Hey man, drunk Joe Namath still asked for consent.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

An article called “The Premier League Title Race,” yet doesn’t once mention the current point totals or differential between Liverpool and Man City.

Four lines in before the first period. Billy certainly likes to give a detailed description.

So we’ve gone from “is it Liverpool’s title to lose” to “The title race is just getting started”.
This is why you do not write this shit until near halfway through the season.

But it is one step closer to my ultimate dream of seeing The Crag in the Olympics.

The day after the 2001 WS I was listening to WFAN NY to bask in Yankee tears. Some clown called in all despondent and wanted to ask how he could “explain this to his kids” who were beyond shattered. Even Francesca laughed at him.

“203? Is that all?”

“Fuck your Grandpa” is a take I’m here for.

Kevin Durant has already created a half dozen burner accounts to come after you because you left Brooklyn out of your comment.

I hope you do! Then we can be spared your meandering self-congratulating babbling about how your team’s championships are just so much better than others’.

You sound like a moronic homer.

New York seized all the momentum in the game, and Aroldis Chapman had the Astros down to their last out when Jose Altuve struck.

Springier would have made that catch. 

“flipped his bat” is the new “Mattingly, for the last time get rid of those sideburns.” 

“I’m just naturally a monster.”

Nice