The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

They worship gas station food.

+1 Dave Coulier revenge song

I’m looking forward to the Guardians-Defenders game, where each team just squats in front of their end zone glaring at each other. 

HE HATE TEAMS

Mr. 305 said “Fireball” so make of that what you will because I heard the boy don’t play.

-Checks author

> Nobody liked this call.

If corner kicks are meningitis, shootouts are AIDS. Everyone understands this. 

I know which world I’d rather live in.

It’s the same as last week, when VAR disallowed a gorgeous Man City goal because it decided that Raheem Sterling’s shoulder was offside by a couple centimeters.

The answer is and always should be the Champagne of Beers

Whelp, looks like we have the main event for SummerSlam next year, provided Ronda has a baby before then.

Mark Grace: “98 strikeouts in 239 at-bats? Kid, you need a slumpbuster.”

if its not Sicilian, it shouldn’t be cut into squares. end of discussion.

Square cut thin pizza being proper, and casseroles masquerading as “Chicago-style” pizza. Fuck’s the matter with you guys?

This is like when Gary started in the office and asked me for some help:

Perhaps journalists covering other sports simply find it