nice bowlcut, loser

Too late, the ball has already been snapped.

You win the internet today. Take your +1 and put your feet up.

Ah, but is this a case where Ms. Brooks’ evidence had to survive the ground, or did the ground cause her fumble?

Man, MVP got old quick!

I think a lot of the cruisers are probably looking at the calendar of scheduled indie dates beginning after WM34.

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“I get invited to private boxes twice a year.”

I’d tell the officer’s wife to sleep with one eye open, but that doesn’t seem like the best advice in this case.

“Jokes on you, Robby. My wife has a nut allergy, which is why we can’t even have sex anymore.”

Sigh...I’ll leave personal memories out of my posts in the future. Carry on.

I’m glad we finally get to hear from the real victim here.

if they wanted to pick a random game that wouldn’t sell out, they might need to wait a few years. They’ve sold out every game this year

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I read this whole article on the can.

Of course you shouldn’t bring your phone to the toilet. That’s what iPads are for.

Counterpoint: how many office workers have gone to the bathroom not because they have to go but instead just to get away from their desk and mess with their phone? I find that the less privacy people have at their desks, the more time they spend in the bathroom.

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