I don’t understand why these boys couldn’t just hire a PR agency to explain to the public that the jerseys were their way of expressing honor and respect.

“Do you still like having sex with your wife? How often? You must have had a better fuck than your wife? Tell me about it. I have girls coming in from Los Angeles at three o’clock. We can go upstairs and have a great time. I promise.”

Chris Jericho hates this.

You misspelled BRRAAAUUUNNN!

Bills fans celebrated their team’s (short-lived) playoff run by traveling to Jacksonville in droves, laying waste to any table-like structure in their path, reportedly starting a garbage fire,

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I came here to LOL at Georgetown, and now you got me reliving painful childhood memories. Thanks.

I came in here to be proud of Pat and now I’m just curled the fuck up.

We both know that drive was supposed to end with a dunk. You can’t really practice when your legs give out on you unexpectedly.

Relevant:

Italians can be physicians too. Has nobody heard of Dr. Vinnie Boombats?

My wife had surgery last year and the doctor’s name was Salvatore with an equally Italian last name. He was always late and always had to deal with emergencies. I joked with my wife that he obviously was a doctor for the mob. He was late in the morning because he was called in at 2 am to deal with a bullet wound.

......access to quality breakfest sandwiches of the Taylor Ham variety, the average quality of pizza being pretty damn high....i guess the schools are pretty good.....that’s about it.

It’s so Italian it doesn’t even have an equivalent in English. I number several among my relatives and friends. They range from children to successful businessmen to doctors to an imprisoned mobster.

“I love to see a fat guy score. First, you get a fat guy spike, then you get a fat guy dance.”

I read it as more of a guy exploring his kinks

• HEAVY PILE OF CDS FELL ON PENIS

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

That explains this new stable