The MLB Commissioner is just doing what the Trump Administration does: blame the big bad media for being mean and calling out your BS.

i thought this was a joke at first. dude literally asked to have a day of the week named after him.

I think you mean NXTFL.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

That’s not a van, and it wasn’t a bumper sticker.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

There’s a ‘Chris Hansen’ on line 1 for you...

Cast your vote in the Alabama Senate race yet?

Oh, what do I know? I know that one of had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion Bug. That’s what I know.

Hey Mueller! If you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Donald Trump, our President, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Pennsylvania Avenue with all the other politicians and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his…

Lacrosse.

BOONEGHAZI

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

(more than one of whom has wielded as evidence the writings of John Ziegler, a longtime conspiracy theorist who has argued that Jerry Sandusky is innocent)

No wonder Glenn Jacobs was against it in his tweet. Worst decision he’d seen since Katie Vick.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

The Atlanta Braves were penalized 4 draft picks for just reading this article.

Old men with too much money and ego are a critical part of the lawyer economy. Go forth and bill the shit out of this file, counselors!

THIS. My favorite thing about Fridays are the new episodes of HDTGM. I only started listening to it last year (before the paywall) so I actually listened to all episodes over like a 3 month span and it was magnificent. My two favorite episodes recently were My Stepmother is an Alien (put’er in a bra) and Body Parts. I…