It won’t be so secret once they see the crayon on Dan Snyder’s ballot.
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Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!
Trump should learn some history before he mouths off again. You know what great American also didn’t stand for the National Anthem? FDR.
To be fair, groping is technically an improvement from rape.
Pictured is the driver in question.
Simmer down now, kid.
Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…
It’s not often you see a sentence end with two prepositions. Magnificent.
Nothing is free? I have a whole spindle of old AOL CDs that says otherwise.
But did you see green shirt’s double knockdown at 0:12?
To be fair, they don’t call them the Notre Dame Non-Hostile Irish
I want to smash my Keurig to get back at Keurig, but the assholes at my office would just buy another one.
More like Mar-didn’t-tellusabouttheinjury, amirite?
This reads like it belongs in “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handey, and I love it.
Tonight, Buffalo is Suplex City.
I get that you’re a respected commented around here, but maybe 20 mins after the reporting of his death is a lil too soon to be joking about it. Show your respect to a great or GTFO.
The owners know better than to listen to the players. If they listened to them it would be like letting the people condemned to Hell run Hell. And you need Satan for that. Can’t have just any rando evil person running Hell*. That’s crazy talk.
You know, when you order curly fries and get regular, sometimes you just need to let your disappointment be felt. Some give scathing yelp reviews, others, well, go to the next level.