Yup, you know those women, always rushing out to find the nearest neckbeard and milk him for all the free Hot Pockets, Mt Dew and Doritos they can stomach. Nothing says “I’m a catch” like “I still live with mom, but I have a private entrance.”

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

A “serving” of regular Oreo’s is 3 cookies. When I started calorie counting and paying attention to servings I couldn’t believe that I wasn’t 500 lbs. I don’t have cookies in the house anymore, which sucks, but I am one the people that finds portion control nearly impossible.  I also need to save calories for beer.

The argument with regards to self image isn’t that a limited time spent playing a sexualized game will make women feel bad. The argument is that a culture steeped in images of women as only valuable through their sexual availability and desirability will undermine young girls’ ability to construct a sense of…

You thought the writers at The Root were actually gonna sit down and talk to these shufflin negroes?

This may be the briefest post I’ve ever made on an education-related matter: The research skills of incoming college freshmen have been deteriorating, year-on-year, at least since I began teaching fifteen years ago—and likely long before that.

The average 18-20 year old’s ability to initiate, sustain, evaluate, and…

No. It is not racist. The point is to include people that get messed with at other cons, not to exclude people or get revenge. Intent matters.

Only on calendar days that are divisible by 1.

The sad part? This entire hearing will change nothing. Words will be thrown around, folks will bluster and argue over semantics, Pelosi will stonewall any impeachment talk, and we’ll go right back to Fox News doing victory laps for the little fascist-in-chief.

Splinter this morning: Asking about the FGM to someone that has already sponsored laws to address the issue from a Muslim activist that should know this already is nonsense.

I don’t think you’re quite getting it.

How about if something is offensive, it’s okay to call it out for being offensive?

Look, she definitely tossed that cat a bit rougher than I would have but if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know it was just fine.

“Gravity is a harness,” Sigma says in the trailer. “I have harnessed the harness.”

I’d kinda prefer you take your own advice instead of attacking one of the few people in the world with a platform, who’s actually trying to educate and make people smarter so maybe this sad dystopia we’re heading for can be averted.

He just taught me that water crystals have six-fold symmetry. That probably wouldn’t have happened without his input. I don’t know. Learning stuff can be kind of good.

my biggest pet peeve is people who say “peaks” when they mean “piques”. it should not bother me nearly as much as it should. and yet!!!

Not all festivals are the Fyre Festival, dude. There are literally dozens of festivals every year in my medium-sized cultureless midwestern city, and most of them are very affordable. I went to a cool blues music one just last week! Tickets were $50 which is a lot, but I really liked the artists that were there. I…

I guess you two can’t play anymore, but that’s a really sad thing to plan for. Man. Great, now I am thinking about my kids.

Seriously though, great question! Paul managed to keep up with me as we played, so he never died. Will let you know as soon as I can get an online session going and someone dies. 

We ran Sue’s Salads out of town years ago. Ponch Burger took over her usual spot.