I approve of your choice of hill, Ethan.  This is some bullshit.

Ever since they stopped adding the multiplayer weapons to single-player, and word got out that they scrapped single player DLC for the more lucrative Online, I haven’t held my breath for anything more than added music tracks.

I wish they’d make more single color sets. These multi-color ones make the switch look like a toybox.  Would love to have two of those purple ones.

Convenience. Isn’t that obvious? 

Biden, you dipshit. It wasn’t that black kids learned better next to your white child; it’s that they were learning at a school with your white money. 

I watched this yesterday and I am still infuriated that they are just sitting in boxes. At least some are going to the Smithsonian, but they should be available for people to appreciate.

I don’t know that I’ve found any scene funnier than this one (although Baldrick gets the best line of the bit):

That’s just Scully and Hitchcock undercover

Who fucking cares. Let people have fun. Jesus.

On the one hand yeah, getting a Moana cake at 25 is kinda strange, on the other hand, “It’s my birthday, I can damn well get whatever cake I want!” is valid. 

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

Hi MrTusks,
With kids who were all below 5 at the same time, my wife and I went through the same experience. Me offering to take the kids, and her not accepting it, or saying she wouldn’t know what to do if she did have free time. And then her not wanting to allow the same consideration of taking the kids for a…

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

When you live in a lively household, pure solitude is rare bliss. Obviously it would bother you to play hooky sneakily, so could you simply book one of those days as vacation with your boss, and be up front with your wife about your choice to take that as a solo vacation day? It sounds like you really need it!

I quit playing before I ever bought the game!

Actually, as long as they keep the rooster out.. eggs are just eggs.   My wife had a duck for a while (don’t ask, I can’t figure it out).  She would lay eggs and defend them and sit on them all the time.   And then after a while, she would figure out that since there wasn’t a Drake around, they were not going to…

This sounds cool as hell. I’d probably be pissed if my faction was just starting a massive battle against another, but conceptually this sounds like exactly what I’d want in a game about space. Having random alien NPC ships waging war on you out of nowhere (after years of not doing it) is a hell of a twist.

What Democrats are calling for open borders?  How’s the current treatment of detainees at the border polling with anyone outside of Trump’s base?

The amount of savings that they have by producing in China is still more than it would be worth to produce in the U.S.

“I meant to shame him in private, everyone else wasn’t supposed to find out”