But he didn’t waste any lives. That’s the point of the article. 

Im shocked by the outpouring of support from the NRA.

And thus resulted in that massive Norwegian Blue die-off

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

I feel like this needs to be a note attached to every single one of these workplace harassment stories:

My birthday is going to be a shitshow.

When pizza’s on a pancake, you can eat pizza anytime.

“...Mr. Trump is the best friend the men and women of our armed forces will ever have.”

How is that lashing out? Damn you Elon fanboys are such babies.

Newsflash Kellyanne- people would rather talk to the organ grinder than the monkey.

As streaming services basically become cable TV and every media company starts to hole-up in its own proprietary streaming service, there is definitely an argument to be made for the renewed viability of, if not physical media, than at least media you can personally own.

Political beliefs aside, how anyone can listen to Trump whine non stop like a total fucking baby, while simultaneously sounding like a complete idiot of the highest caliber, and walk away thinking “Man, he’s so strong and inspiring” is something that is utterly beyond comprehension.

This is endlessly frustrating - if the calculus really is “impeachment hurt Gingrich”, its clearly missing the part of the equation accounting for no underlying criminal conduct uncovered by that open fishing expedition, whereas the current president is an unabashed criminal. In what universe is it harmful to the…

Thats why I laugh when people say that new google streaming thing is going to take over. Unless internet speeds get magically better in the US its not going to replace anything.

I remember the fanboys screaming about how Ouya would destroy sony and MS by the power of open source.

This is so dumb. San Antonio should have just said that all restaurants in the airport need to be open 7 days a week, and denied CFA based on that.

If it were “just Chick-fil-A”, I wouldn’t be angry.

I’m beginning to reach a point where I believe that First Amendment protections ought to be stripped from Evangelicals on the grounds that you can’t be loyal to a secular nation when your first loyalty is to your god.

That’s legitimately one of my favourite scenes. If they’d cut it and then I learned about its existence in an article like this afterwards, I’d be pissed.

When Capt Phasma isn’t around, the other stormtroopers should be asking “Where’s Capt. Phasma?”