Puerto Rico’s people would have to agree to statehood, and after the way they’ve been abandoned by the US, I can’t imagine many of them would be enthusiastic about it.

That is objectively the best part. Especially during the bullet catching magic act, because you get the option of shooting the magician in the face.

Oh dammit all with the PvP.

The sad thing is that there are people who will by this used colostomy bag of a game just to “own the SJWs”

Jesus christ. If Valve gives this the go-ahead, I’m not going to give them anymore money. Those Desk Lamp assholes can make whatever game they want, but Valve doesn’t have to give them a platform to publish it.

Ah, I see. I’d heard that the PS4 would have some timed exclusive content, but I guess that clothing isn’t part of it. They must be doing a preview thing, then. Trying to get people hyped for stuff that’s coming.

I think some of the “Coming Soon” clothes are things that are available on PS4 as timed exclusives. Unless you’re on PS4, then I dunno.

Does it come with a chocolate hex key?

If this happened in the US, the store would be emptied out and there would be shit smeared all over the walls and ceiling.

I’m leaning toward Scorbunny. I’d go with Sobble if it didn’t have that dumb fin on its head.

Oh, I don’t usually try to hit max light ever. There’s no realistic way of doing that unless you’re into raiding and I have neither the time nor the friends to do that with. Mainly, I was trying to get a high enough light level for all of the Dreaming City stuff. My only goal was to unlock all of the new subclasses…

I got pretty burned out on D2 when Forsaken dropped and increasing my light level became too much of a grind. Might have to check this out to see what the special catch-up bounties are like, though.

Should’ve made it a grass hedgehog. Or grass badger.

I will pick Scorbunny, he will be named Arsenal. Then I will ask people if they saw that ludicrous display last night.

I bet almost everyone is going to name theirs Groot

Some people look at all of the stuff in Build Mode and just see endless creative possibilities. I am not one of those people.

I always thought to myself that if I had the ambition to start my own business, I’d start a clothing brand and make a point to specifically have good, deep, usable pockets on all of the women’s clothes. Also inexpensive bras.

Hm. I was expecting more than just freezer Trefoils. Like, maybe turning them into mini-ice cream sandwiches or dipping them in a tub of cake frosting to get that Dunkaroos nostalgia kick.

Just the attempt to climb in would give me a minor freak out. It doesn’t look like a real human could fit in there.

It looks like he ordered a hot iced latte and doesn’t understand why the barista is telling him it can’t be done.