Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

But when you eat a pet, you can taste all the love you’ve put in to that pet. (Joking, I’m Joking...)

I was lost when she applied the word ‘murder’ to animals, myself.

Between yoga workouts, a privileged white woman wipes off her cucumber facial scrub, sets down her glass of Prosecco, and widens her eyes at her latest brilliant epiphany.

Cops don’t make that decision. The DA does.

Are you talking about edibles and the like? You can definitely get high from eating marijuana products, but the component that gets you high (THC) needs to be heated up to be activated. Just eating a bud straight up won't do anything.

Shame and humilation from dropping it off—versus being known as the idiot who killed a baby by putting it in the garbage? Your logic is real clear here.

Is the shame and humiliation of murdering your child somehow the better option....?

Would a box of been the difference between life and death in this situation, probably not.

You do realize what you’re doing right now is partially justifying killing a baby, right? If a man did this to a newborn baby to get rid of it instead of taking it to a safe haven, not a single person on Jezebel would be sitting here making excuses for it or trying to sympathize with the action at all. It’s amazing…

I need to read the law, but I’m pretty sure they wouldn't be taking her picture or asking her to fill out forms.

“would’ve” or “would have,” not “would of.”

Wouldn’t want to be uncomfortable for a brief period of time. Should just murder an infant. Totally saved face right there.

Why are you so stuck on the police? They were not the only choice. You are using a lot of unsubstantiated assumptions to imply this person had no other option. I don’t know all the facts and you don’t know all the facts. We can judge from afar all we like, but you’re assuming truths that may be wildly incorrect. I’m…

Well you can drop the baby off anywhere there’s no camera and make an anonymous call to the cops to go pick it up. I really don’t get how someone smart enough to get into college and with 9 months to think about it can’t figure anything better than murder. Back in the day women also left babies on church properties-…

You keep saying they would have pressured her to answer questions, but that’s just an assumption. The quote specifically states that children can be dropped off anonymously, which sort of indicates that the process isn’t heavily dependent on interrogating the person bringing the child in. (Also an assumption, sure,…

I’m not trying to be a dick at all, I just feel like you could use this:

Yes, murdering the baby was clearly her only choice because, um, ac/heat wasn’t available at the fire station or police station....um, what? That’s what you’re trying to say? I guess we shouldn’t expect anything very profound coming from you since you say “would of” repeatedly instead of “would’ve”.

According to that argument, any woman with limited access to resources would be justified to kill her child. Furthermore, this justifies a man with limited resources to do something horrible to his wife or girlfriend.

Civil lawsuit? Yes. Involuntary manslaughter (aka “criminally negligent homicide”)? Jail staff leaving a potentially-suicidal woman alone in a cell doesn’t rise to the level of any sort of manslaughter.