Not the fucking eyedrop thing again. You will fucking kill someone doing this. Eyedrops in drinks can cause heart issues or even seizures. You can go to jail for this (you can for feeding someone ex lax too, because, again too much of that stuff can kill someone). NOT okay. EVER.

You lost me at the Murell story this week Pinkham. I like to see a good “Eff You” given to a deserving douche canoe but poisonings are well beyond acceptable.

OMG! RIGHT?!!! seriously i feel like you and I are the only ones who actually read the article

If I had been running the business and for some reason couldn’t enter $20, I would have given everyone back their pennies when they paid so they would know we weren’t thieves. It made me wonder what other things they did.

Anyone working in the service industry should have realized years ago that the days of a relatively private meltdown, witnessed only by a few customers or staff, are over. As someone who’s worked in retail and at a coffee-serving bodega in the past, I can say that if you get to the point where you feel your life is…

Nah, I think of all the requests kitchens get, that’s a pretty reasonable one. I’ve never had a server react poorly beyond some occasional light teasing (which is generally just them going along with the rest of my family). But yeah, people can be real dicks about the “right” way to eat something.

Huh. So is that your response to everyone who disagrees with you? “I don’t like talking to you!” - seems a little pointless. This is an open forum. I have a right to respond to anything I read. You, in turn, have a right to dismiss it. And sadly, flagging doesn’t actually DO anything.

No, these people are talking just as much nonsense as you. She always plays fat people, yes. Because that’s her size.

Yeah, it doesn’t technically say that his liking the post caused his arrest to happen, but it sure implies it. I’m not sure why this is worth repeating then, either.

What Space Moth said.

I was having too much fun, though. Watching idiots self-immolate in a whirlwind of their own farts is just....my idea of a fun friday afternoon

You sound like a complete and total idiot.

I never “accused you of being an asshole,” I just thought it was a bit rude of you to call me one.

I actually didn’t take offense to *anything* until you called me an asshole. That seemed a bit more uncalled for than the imaginary scenario where I ‘took offense to a humorous figure of speech’ (again, I didn’t take offense to you telling me to calm down, I just - honest-to-God- had no idea what on earth you gleaned…

*calls someone an asshole*

it looks like you’re the one who needs to calm down =====]

(it wasn’t funny to begin with)

You have misunderstood me. When I wrote my original (frankly innocuous) comment, I was not in any emotional state; I assumed you had innocently mistaken the Fox network for Fox News (which many do), and I thought I would point that out to you, purely for the sake of clarity.

What about my post suggests that I need to calm down?

This isn’t Fox news, it’s a talk show on the Fox network. Fox News is cable