The lack of transition from paragraph 1 to 2 made this post super-creepy.

Re: the “What’s the most satisfying part of the “getting out of work/dress clothes” routine?” question:

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.

It’s okay, the number one cause of aging is getting older, and we all suffer from that.

Yeah. Sometimes I read stuff on Jezebel and think to myself: a) Man, these people have waaaaay too much time on their hands if they’re overthinking shit to this extent, and; b) she can’t write worth a damn and thinks she’s nowhere near as interesting, clever or amusing as she thinks she is. We get it, you like kinky…

Having an unconventional, unusual, risky, or rare experience (porn, mountain climbing, making every Julia Childs dish etc) is insufficient preparation for writing good prose. I wish more people got that.

Da fuq did I just read?

Understandable, he was dreamy

ishouldnotbedoingthis

these passwords are so fucking insecure I can’t stand it

guys now we know all of fightingpolish’s passwords

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

They are, however, very light skinned. Which is again an interesting and relevant fact.

At these meetings, they introduce Effie Brown, an experienced Hollywood producer and a black woman. She has produced seventeen feature films, including Dear White People and boy, the Irony Gods are working overtime today.

He has to be noticeably taller than me. Like I’m 5’5” and I dated a guy who was 5'9' and when I reflect he seems short. So like 9'3" or something. 14'5" or 7'8"

When people make these kinds of statements about “social suicide”, they’re always talking about their own little social circle that they believe to be the reasonable centrist opinion. There are plenty of social circles that would consider it “social suicide” to suggest that you’d sleep with a fat woman, contradictory…

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

Are we actually going to start asking men to start questioning their preferences? Because from what I can tell, most of the pressure to do this is put on feminist-leaning women. So far, I’ve been told that it’s not reasonable for me to want a guy who has a job or a college degree or who doesn’t live with his parents,…

I know this line of thinking is popular but it makes me laugh. It’s basically just an excuse for most women to not date a man for his height by hiding behind the so-called personality flaw that comes from said height. Besides, short guys have every right to be furious that they’re not being selected because of their…