I've been asked for this before twice and it was so awkward I just said "yes" to avoid a scene. Hope to god my face isn't plastered all over some random city now...

I used to say the same thing too, and then someone on Jezebel educated me about it :)

Nope, it's actually a pretty old usage. If it was good enough for Chaucer and Shakespeare, I say it's good enough for us!

I've done sports camps or hiking trips where we did strenuous physical exercise all day. Of course, this was when I was on vacation or didn't have a job, so that point stands...

Isn't this the exact point of the joke though?

This is my secret! I'll adjust the bra so it itches my tit. Genius!

Yeah, I was in Urban Outfitters and it was like rocketing back to middle school. I swear to god I owned half of the clothes in there. Man, I miss the mid 90s look of patterned dresses, oversized sweaters and combat boots.

Ashamed to say that I thought he was hot in Black Swan. But only in a consensual, playacting kind of way!

"I live with this guilt inside of me, that I did something terribly wrong... makes me feel ashamed"

He did look particularly baby-cheeked in that interview, huh? But it just made me want to take him home with me.

Hahaha, I know what I'm going to demand my boyfriend call me in bed next...

But if I'm a doctor, and people keep calling me "doctorwoman", I'd definitely want to correct them. Because what they're calling me is strange, has no precedent, and is unwieldy. Why is it arrogant to ask people to call you by the correct title instead of whatever made-up title they want to use?

No, because I guarantee you it's happened in the past. People have always refer to the position as "chair"

Well, you're fighting the good fight. Their insistence that all titles are arrogant is just missing the point. Reminds of people who chime in during discussions on gay marriage to say that all marriage is bad and shouldn't be government sanctioned. Okay, fine, but in the meantime people's rights are being stepped…

I almost started crying when this one came on.

I think it's good. Why demand that someone's gender be called out in their title? I just wish all titles with "man" in them could be reduced so elegantly.

Ahhh, I'm an asshole, and I think that's why similar dudes like me as well. Mystery solved!

Yeah, this! Guys who are only nice or charming to girls they want to fuck bother me so much.

Men are actually constrained much harder than women, in terms of what is considered "appropriate" attire

I dunno, it works because he's appropriately dressed elsewhere and because he's smoking hot. Definitely not amateur hour here.