church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

Juggling my aversion to violence with the satisfaction I got from watching Porsha drag Kenya during the RHoA reunion has been a real struggle.

Reading your explanation almost makes sense as my eyes pass over the words, but the moment the sentence ends, my head actually starts hurting a little trying to comprehend the vastness of the idea.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

Madonna spells about as well as I expected.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Chandler remains my favorite. He is so deeply flawed and knows he is so flawed, which is why his snark is so funny and not smug- he knows it will come back to him 10x over.

I'm glad they are going to start using a safety seat for Ivy. Frankly, I'm really surprised they didn't do this already, as she probably uses a car seat in their car, right? How do you have a child with special physical needs and not look really closely into solutions for safety in special situations (like flying,…

i would be so trolly, but so affectionate if i had millions of followers/fans. which i feel sums him up p well.

And the one about Atheists never being able to resist telling everyone what they don't believe in...

Seriously. Half the reason I never built up any hype for Ridley Scott's movie is that I knew from the start it had next to no chance of topping The Prince of Egypt.

I have never witnessed a more lackluster rendition of "let my people go."

the grammys has really gone from like AMAZING QUALITY JAMS to PPL WERE INTO THIS SONG AND IT HAD GOOD MARKETING.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

I think I'm the only person in this office who likes "Bang Bang."

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.