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I think people who don't own cats see them as more aloof than they really are, because cats won't go meet human strangers that come into their house like dogs do (as a general rule).

• Show up early.

With Charles Manson and Darren Wilson off the market, what hope does a single gal have to meet Mr. Right?!! FOREVER ALONE.

My experience with Europeans and our horrifically unhealthy guilty pleasures like those cheddar biscuits is that it's like tempting Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

Wow amazing discussion. The only thing is Jane the Virgin has always read to me as a telenovela translated into a romantic comedy. Is there something I am missing? Also I know you had beef with jane's good girl image, but as a black girl who grew up in a religious home and has kind of stuck to her "good girl" roots.…

Great writeup and great service you're providing! Keep it up. If there's a public trail on public lands, then it should stay open, full stop. It's not like "tourists flocking to the Hollywood sign" is some kind of new phenomenon— how long has this been going on without anyone trying to block access? I have yet to hear…

Also, there was already an awesome live-action Cinderella movie and it was called Ever After and no matter how delightfully insane this cast is EVER AFTER WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART.

Can I petition for "Guess which Michelle Williams?" to be a weekly game in which you post some gossip / entertainment news about a Michelle Williams and we have to guess which one?? Optional: prizes.

I, for one, welcome my daily posting about Taylor Swift.

I mean, her comments seem appropriate and respectful, the fuck is the problem? I don't even like TS, but ffs.

The actual Culture Wars involve half the writers on Jezebel trying to build up Taylor Swift while the other half try to tear her down.

Okay, thank you for this because I did not at all understand the ending to this video. I was like, "WTF? The dude got back with her?" But now I see that it's a different dude. Guess it's true what they say, all Kennedys look alike.

Some people are so stupid that I wonder how they make it outside every day without walking into the front door.

Gotta love Panic! at the Disco. They are awesome live

Poor little Cotton. I just want you to know that we, your brothers and sisters, are all praying for your safe return.

You used the word "advent" in reference to chestnut praline lattes, but did not mention the original, original front in this battle … ADVENT! Four weeks is plenty of preparation for Christmas. Plus, if you buy your tree too early, it will dry out and catch fire before Epiphany. (YOU HEARD ME! EPIPHANY!)

rich j can fucking fight me