Okay I need to clarify this. That tweet is NOT an apology for Louis to fans, it's just his way of acknowledging that he's being a bitch QUEEN.

The era of Liam has begun

Ever After is still my number one Cinderella re-telling.

I spent far too much time on my computer making a ringtone so that whenever I get a text, it sings, "Ooooh, dammit!"

People really don't recognize her hustle. She was/is a straight D-lister, per her old show. She worked that angle to become a popular underdog and icon in her own right. She was never bitchy or came across as greedy. She makes jokes about being bitchy and greedy but at the end of the day she comes across as honest. I…

This isn't Retina MacBook Air you were hoping for

I've been single for so long that pretty much everything I do is SSB.

The best smokescreen for gossip that Southerners (especially Southern Baptists) have come up with is the prayer request.

A buzz went around the plane that he had been restrained and we were all, "Fantastic. Good. Happy about that."

Caroline Watson is an absolute gift. She nails it almost every single time, especially for the big award shows. Louis and Zayn at the AMAs was a stroke of absolute genius. I'm not one for fangirl meltdowns, but when they stepped out on the Red Carpet, I had heart palpitations. I would have liked to hear a little more…

I'm in Lexington too. I'm at work now, but I'm so worried that I won't have a place to park. There's a church and a health center right around the corner from me, I may just park there (assuming the lots are clear.) and walk to my apartment.

It's the same here in Kentucky. I am so over this weather. I had to call off work because my car was snowed it. Snow shovels are sold out in the ENTIRE area where I live, so I have had to resort to using a dustpan, a 5 gallon bucket, and the floor mats from my car to get my car out so I could go to work. And…

I think if I were to do a personal audit of time spent on my own phone, I would come close. Don't even curr.

Pfft. amateurs.

I think that's fine.

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

Do you know why the Packers are in the new movie? Because a group of them are huge fans of Pitch Perfect and kept tweeting about how much they loved it and how badly they wanted to be in the new movie. The producers saw the tweets and invited them to join the cast for a small part.

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.

I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…