NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

Juggling my aversion to violence with the satisfaction I got from watching Porsha drag Kenya during the RHoA reunion has been a real struggle.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

Madonna spells about as well as I expected.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Chandler remains my favorite. He is so deeply flawed and knows he is so flawed, which is why his snark is so funny and not smug- he knows it will come back to him 10x over.

I'm glad they are going to start using a safety seat for Ivy. Frankly, I'm really surprised they didn't do this already, as she probably uses a car seat in their car, right? How do you have a child with special physical needs and not look really closely into solutions for safety in special situations (like flying,…

i would be so trolly, but so affectionate if i had millions of followers/fans. which i feel sums him up p well.

the grammys has really gone from like AMAZING QUALITY JAMS to PPL WERE INTO THIS SONG AND IT HAD GOOD MARKETING.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

I think I'm the only person in this office who likes "Bang Bang."

At first when you said "particularly choice excerpts", I was afraid you were being sarcastic and I was cringe-reading. And then I got very happy. Terry Crews for President.

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

I actually have to address this because Allen read the post and was very upset that I didn't get the "gestalt" of the bucket o' cats.

My father is really bad with cats; once I placed an especially sweet, kissable kitten on his lap at a family party, and his hands curled up to his chest and he whispered "Please take it off of me, I don't know what it wants."

Mark, can you confirm that this cat is, in fact, alive? Did you see her breathing? Because the way her face is planted in that bed makes me think we may have a "Weekend at Bernie's" situation, here.

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With Charles Manson and Darren Wilson off the market, what hope does a single gal have to meet Mr. Right?!! FOREVER ALONE.

My experience with Europeans and our horrifically unhealthy guilty pleasures like those cheddar biscuits is that it's like tempting Adam and Eve with the forbidden fruit.