Wow amazing discussion. The only thing is Jane the Virgin has always read to me as a telenovela translated into a romantic comedy. Is there something I am missing? Also I know you had beef with jane's good girl image, but as a black girl who grew up in a religious home and has kind of stuck to her "good girl" roots.…

Also, there was already an awesome live-action Cinderella movie and it was called Ever After and no matter how delightfully insane this cast is EVER AFTER WILL ALWAYS BE FIRST IN MY HEART.

Can I petition for "Guess which Michelle Williams?" to be a weekly game in which you post some gossip / entertainment news about a Michelle Williams and we have to guess which one?? Optional: prizes.

I, for one, welcome my daily posting about Taylor Swift.

I mean, her comments seem appropriate and respectful, the fuck is the problem? I don't even like TS, but ffs.

The actual Culture Wars involve half the writers on Jezebel trying to build up Taylor Swift while the other half try to tear her down.

Okay, thank you for this because I did not at all understand the ending to this video. I was like, "WTF? The dude got back with her?" But now I see that it's a different dude. Guess it's true what they say, all Kennedys look alike.

Some people are so stupid that I wonder how they make it outside every day without walking into the front door.

Poor little Cotton. I just want you to know that we, your brothers and sisters, are all praying for your safe return.

You used the word "advent" in reference to chestnut praline lattes, but did not mention the original, original front in this battle … ADVENT! Four weeks is plenty of preparation for Christmas. Plus, if you buy your tree too early, it will dry out and catch fire before Epiphany. (YOU HEARD ME! EPIPHANY!)

rich j can fucking fight me

No, metal is *different* from pop. All music from from similar genres sound the same. My husband plays guitar, and he likes to joke that if you downstroke a power chord, you get metal. If you upstroke, you get ska. One is not better than the other, its a matter of preference.

Dress by Zuhair Murad. So unusual to see a model actually smiling.

it's not about me, specifically, and it should be about me, specifically

There is a gloriously cranky woman in Philadelphia who has a bra fitting place and it's the only place I buy bras now. I walked in for the first time and she took one look at my chest and shouted "NO! At least two sizes wrong! Get in the changing room right now!"

Damn, fuck the police just took on a whole new meaning.

Oh HELLLLLLLLLL no. That's just crazy talk. A hot Krispy Kreme kicks any Dunkin Donuts' ass. Just sayin. And I love Dunkin Donuts but they cannot beat a hot, fresh Krispy Kreme in the store.

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

"This pepper tastes like babies."