Well, if you bring that monster to Coachella they will brandish a pair of INSANELY LARGE SHEARS and cut it down to size. Beach towel sizes will be measured in number of Manic Pixie Dream Girls that can sit on the beach towel. If your beach towel can fit 4-6 MPDG's (wearing headdresses) IT'S TOO DAMN BIG.

In Coachella's defense, I firmly believe that anyone who walks up anywhere (that isn't a stage on which they are set to perform) with drums should be immediately beaten like a pinata.

There are now officially two things on this planet that make me feel broody. Little kids wearing so much ski gear they look like the Michelin Man and can only move by waddling, and this picture.

I guess I don't travel that much, I'd say I take RT flights 12-15 times a year, but I haven't really seen things get too terribly worse. I have a few "rules" I try for the post part to stick with, which tend to help me with travel stress.

Yeah, I think a lot of people just look for any excuse to complain. The media has constantly fed us narratives of "airport/airline hell!" so that's what people look for when they travel. Things might happen but overall, there is a high probability that you'll have a very uneventful journey.

People need to, well, they need to learn not everything in life will go your way. I just don't have unpleasant experiences at airports because I can't control what's happening so why stress over it? Bring a good book, listen to music, it's really not the end of the world.

I'm sure a lot of these "Treat Women with Respect" rules will be made fun of but as a current female UGA student, knowing that a coach is willing to flat out say "no means no" and "you dont own your girlfriend" in the team guidelines is really refreshing and needs to be said more often in other schools' and teams'…

I know this is a very serious issue but I hear "kitten monsoon" and all I can think is YEESSSSS RAIN DOWN ON ME, KITTENS

MoGlo, you know I love your writing a lot but the title man! I was literally mainpaged today with an article called "How We Talk About Women" and your title is everything that I was complaining about how the media dehumanises women by llabelling them in reference to men. We all know who Reeva Steenkamp was, at least…

Ah yes, fish. The weirdest and most ethnic of foods.

I went to a school dance once. I was not impressed with spending my evening alternating between an empty spot on the wall and the line for the refreshments. I don't feel like it's too big a loss.

Ahh, yes. My ex-boyfriend was thin and looked great in clothes. But naked, he sort of resembled a droopy stick figure. His butt was bizarrely flat without any muscle or fat in it, so touching it was like grabbing at pudding. When he ate a large meal, it gave him a potbelly until it was properly digested so you could…

I CAN NOT with the NYC carriages thing. Those horses are working animals with absolutely excellent care. Really. I promise. There is so much animal abuse and neglect in the world, so many creatures that need our help and protections, and the NYC carriage horses are not among them.

From the Jet Age Bible Edition.

She has a point. That's exactly how other entertainment industries works. The Seahawks all retired when they won the Super Bowl, Beyoncé will never make another album since she broke all those records, and tom hanks hasn't been in a movie since "Big."

I mean, I'll be honest. I was spanked and I don't have anger management issues. Or substance abuse issues, or depression issues, nor do I perform poorly on IQ tests or have problems regulating my emotions or my stress. I suffer from time to time with anxiety, but so does every other woman in my family (we're not so…

I got to love flounce, because there are ruffles and crinolines brought to mind.

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give…

Nightmare Bear eating it.