I think my favorite is 'all RIIIIGHT, freaky friend fiction!'

Feelin' you on the awkward and uncomfortably big crush on The Rock. At the very least, you know you're in for a real show of caloric prowess. Unf.

I could imagine that tent being from Harry Potter.

Pie is better than cake? That's the single dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Um, I've been holding these in my car for the past month. Movie industry is behind the times, as usual.

Dammit HBO, show some wieners already!!!!!!!!!!!! I watched your stupid gay version of Girls and there was not a wiener in sight!!!!! I pay good money for my internet to pirate your shows and I want to see some goddamn wieners!!!!!!

This is probably the first time I've ever been attracted to a runway show. Usually I look at stuff on the runway and I'm wondering what the fuck I'm looking at. But these dresses look sooooooo pretty. If I were a celebrity and I needed a dress for an award ceremony, Elie Saab is the guy I would go to.

I'm pretty sure women at Alabama care a lot more about football than basketball. That's a generalization I'm pretty confident with.

Responding to Belichick accusing Welker of hitting Talib in the knee with his shoulder, Welker said:

Getting a video of his speech and not hers in this article seems . . . ironic.

It's a spontaneous cuddle pile.

I always believed in that institution. My parents were married for a very long time, for 35 years. I believe in it.

I am sometimes Uber Fan Who Knows All The Words or sometimes Fan Who Realizes Most People At the Concert Are Closer in Age to Her Young Son than To Herself.

If Jessica Biel in that photo is "fair skinned", I must be the Stay Puft marshmallow woman.

PETA has clearly never seen a cow try to survive in the wild.

Can we talk about how this model is wearing a long sleeve top? This is the most shocking image out of them all to me. It's like maybe they thought a woman who wasn't falling out of her swimsuit could still be sexy!

I love this story. I also love humans who take the unwanted cats! I am the jerk who gets distracted by the cutest kitten. When I adopted my first one my friend went with me. She walked into the cat room and this gross, scrawny cat with runny eyes and alopecia (big bald spots) ran up to her as if he'd been waiting…

Orange Tabby Is the New Black.

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.

Eli: (sends picture)