(As an ex-NJ waitress turned California paleontologist)
Let my words ring from the hillsides: I am Driscoll's target audience, a 20-something unmarried Calvinist Christian. And yet he concerns me and many of my like-minded friends because, while he touts biblical soundness [EDIT: biblical orthodoxy], many of his teachings are just enough off-target as to be completely…
Yeah, we did the big bulb colored lights paired with the white lights on our christmas tree one year. The dog drank all the water, the tree dried out and the tree caught fire. This would have been sad were it not for my father yelling on the snow-crusted lawn about how THIS IS BECAUSE OF THOSE BIG COLORED ONES!!!!! …
That picture looks like a mural at the Denver airport.
Oh sigh I kinda was hoping Tom Cruise would start dating John Travolta.
If you don't eat for pleasure, you're doing it wrong.
I'm just glad Munson wasn't alive to see this. A death in the press-box would've increased this tragedy by a matter of degrees.
The kids I used to nanny for ran quite a rainbow loom sales racket at their beach club. They're good kids, so they'd accept anything other kids offered them—including trades—but the walkway near the pool was always lined with kids selling their wares. I just can't believe selling them is part of it!! When I was a kid…
Both of my kids want a rainbow loom. Their school had to make a rule forbidding the sale of rainbow loom bracelets because the big kids were making really good ones and fleecing the little kids. It's like Lord of the Flies with colorful rubber bands.
Wait, Jaden Smith is a Scientologist, right? Doesn't he HAVE to believe in aliens, then? Am I completely wrong in thinking that this is kind of like a Christian asking Obama if Jesus walked on water? Aside from the fact that it is perhaps a little more likely that the president of the United States would have secret…
I feel like I have a different definition of "All Natural"
I'm so glad most of those were actually shredded, crispy hash browns. I just can't with the home fries they serve around here in lieu of real has browns. They need to be shredded, crispy, salty, and greasy. That's what makes them so amazing. Home fries seem to be greasy and mushy for the most part. Blech.
Just going to take a second to gush with my love for the Winter Olympics. I. Love. Them. I love these outfits, I love snow, I love skiing and luging and ice dancing. I LOVE IIIIIIIIIIIT.
Kanye was actually proposing to himself, but there was some confusion and it was too awkward for him to correct it so he just rolled with it.
Can we always get at least one piece of historical gossip each Dirt Bag? Thanks.
Next trend: hanging out with your cat at a bar.