Well, I thought every body knew this, but I guess I will just tell everyone now. He is dating my Aunt Cathy. They met last year at the Chamber of Commerce bake sale at the Baptist church that is in the next town over from here. It's a good bake sale, but really it's not as good as the one at the Lutheran church. But…

I know, right?!? I even have a Duck Dynasty t-shirt, which I explain to everyone that I bought on a road trip when my husband forgot to put my suitcase in the car (argh!) and there were no other t-shirts in the store that were affordable and looked okay. Oddly enough, once we got home, I did not stop wearing it...

I wish I had time to work out three times per day. I wouldn't...but it would be nice to have that kind of time.

I like to get tossed around and have my hair pulled as much as the next gal, but fuck you both very much.

I think there has to be some miscommunication about what "working out" means. To ME, it means any sort of exercising that causes your heart rate to increase, including running obviously. To celebrities, it seems to mean specifically going to the gym and doing something involving weights.

4 reals. Also, can I just say, I don't understand why Many Waters gets NO CRED.

When I first read Island of the Blue Dolphins as a kid I remember being like, "SHUT IT DOWN. Literature is done. Someone wrote the best book ever."

I don't know but I'll take two and one of those sparkly dresses. I don't have anywhere to wear the dress, though, so my coworkers are just going to have to accept my elevating of the dress code. Get on my level, coworkers!

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

Cat said 'I am not a friend, and I am not a servant. I am the cat who walks by himself, and I wish to come into your Cave.'

DO make sure to get enough rest, because if you haven't got your health, well, you haven't got anything.

As a habitual non-heel-wearer I feel 60% smug and 40% bad for feeling smug.

Single and turning 28 in 2 weeks.

I was gonna google "cock ring" and then I realized I might not get the results I actually wanted.

Kentucky is kawaii as fuck.

Damn right it is sad. If you are having a bad enough evening that you need a whole bottle of Arbor Mist and cookies, then you need the grown up package, not the kid's lunch-sized portion.

What's sad about being comfortable enough by yourself to enjoy a delicious dessert in a cup?

I think where Hollywood has got it wrong is they think that a series that is a huge hit with tweens will be a huge hit as a movie release. What they don't realize about The Hunger Games and Twilight (and Harry Potter) is that those films didn't do well because kids/tweens/teens love the books. They did well because…