They did not call this site "Love Thy Neighbor", and therefore I have no use for it.

"Not that you're going to eat those delightful little lard-filled butter bombs, mind you! That's for fat people! No, you're going to ask your driver to take them down to the nearest soup kitchen, where he's to light them on fire in front of dozens of hungry children. You'd do it yourself, but you need time to grab a…

If by 'Hermes scarf' they mean 'ten-dollar cotton scarf from Target', and by 'knot' they mean 'sew into a vaguely rectangular thing that can hold three croissants, then I am going to be on top of the latest trends. Just give me half an hour and access to a bakery.

Not just an iPod (which she needed to write moar Draco, dontcha know) but new laptops for her, her room mate and her boyfriend when hers was "stolen".

About 20 years I think.

Well, hello again, Harry Yum.

First time she goes out it will be "Kate flaunts her post-baby body! [by merely existing in clothing]"

Your words say die, but your photo says "OH GOD PLEASE EAT ME, signed Monsieur Cronut."

I'm an American and I think it's exciting. Make fun of me all you want. I like babies. I like the royal love story. I'm a romantic.
Give me my pints of ice cream and Lifetime movies.

I'm sorry, diet what now?!?! All hail the world's best diet drink and vodka mixer:

I'm kind of enjoying the karma of her making an entire nation that once nicknamed her "Waity Katy" wait and wait for this baby to come.

Same here. I rarely rarely rarely don't double up. But my period also has a neat little trick it does where the third or fourth day will be super light or nonexistent, and then the next day is BOOM, full flow again. Like the elevator scene in The Shining.

NO MORE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!

I know Randy Travis is problematic, but I've always thought this was one of those perfect simple country songs, and for that I always liked him.

Like being a Navy Seal, only with much more annoying people!

Seeing as a 73 car train derailed, exploded (several times), shot fucking fire balls all over the gd place, and apparently vapourized people (yes. vapourized), I admit, I haven't really kept up on the plane crash (oh, I am a Canadian, if y'all hadn't guessed after that statement). BUT, what I have seen didn't seem to…

You know, as a formally religious Jew living in a town full of predominantly religious Muslims, I call bullcaca. Religious women DO wear make-up. They DO style their hair- even if you can't see it under the scarf, you bet your sweet tuchus it looks rockin underneath. Muslim women in the long robes the names of which I…

People with interesting lives don't even make plans until 10 p.m

I almost made a joke about how they're terrible at football anyway, but then I realized I should just let them win at life here.

I wish I had done that a few times. Some people really need it. I feel like people saying "I can't control him/He won't listen to me" is just a way to try to get out of responsibility, but you did what's right. Show the grown up that there are consequences for their actions/non-actions. I bet every other trip she's…